swag

ha. why did i name this post swag? this post has pretty much nothing to do with swag. with the exception of one thing: it is justin bieber's favorite word, and justin bieber is my favorite human. yep. obsession still going strong, in case you all were wondering.

 my mom said something hilarious the other day. "now i know why i was such a big donny osmond fan--so i could put up with you being such a big justin bieber fan." except, indirectly, my mom joined the church due to being a huge osmond fan... doubtful i will gain something as life changing as that from my bieber fever, but whatever. it is what it is.

so. life is as boring as ever. a typical week consists of the bachelorette and secret life on mondays... monday is my day off, too, so i usually, you know, do nothing.... on tuesdays is pretty little liars... and i work tuesdays and wednesdays so i sleep until like.. 10... wake up, chill, do something to clean the house... sometimes take a nap, then go sell pizza at a drive thur window... okay. wow. i'm just going to stop now before i proceed to the rest of the week and bring my complete loser-ness to light... i'm loving having so much down time but i really can't wait till fall.

maybe at that point i can rightfully title a post swag. maybe. ha. much love--Mary

PS. fifteen more days till harry potter. STOKED OUT OF MY MIND. oh. and ew. twelve more days till i get my wisdom teeth out. milkshakes are encouraged and accepted. who wants to make bets on how many times i'll watch never say never while i'm recovering?